User:Cohozilla
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Well, well. Such dedication to your work. I think you've earned yourself a break.
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Heyo, everyone! I'm Cohozilla(コホジラ). Thanks for coming to my user page!
Background
My origin as a Godzilla fan actually has an interesting beginning (most of which is already detailed as a comment on the GODZILLA: Planet of the Monsters page), but it started with the summer of 2020, when the COVID-19 pandemic hit. I was just sitting at home, with nothing to do, when my dad suggested this anime for me to watch. At the time, I was hesitant to enter any new fanbases, as I had heard about how toxic some are and I was perfectly fine being a Pokémon and Splatoon fan. However, after I watched the Netflix trilogy, I began to look up what Godzilla was, and boy, let me say that I was blown away by how much history and depth this franchise has. When I stumbled upon Singular Point the next summer, I watched that too, and the rest is history.
I would end up stumbling across this site in the beginning of 2023, and I have been a semi-active contributor since.
I'm a dude, btw.
Name
For those who are wondering, my username stems from two creatures - Godzilla (obviously) and the Cohozuna, a King Salmonid from Splatoon 3.
Sandboxes
Proudest Contributions
- Fixed up the Japan page.
- Created the LIFE Godzilla and LIFE King Kong pages.
Favorite Kaiju & Designs
Organized by order of appearance.
Showa era
Heisei era
Millennium era
Reiwa era
Monsterverse
Miscellaneous
Merch I Own
Figures
S.H. Monsterarts King Ghidorah (2019) Special Color ver.
Funko Godzilla w/ Atomic breath
Books
Folding screen from Godzilla: Singular Point
Miscellaneous
Folding screen from Godzilla Singular Point
Kidrobot Phunny Godzilla plush
Random Image Gallery
Sorry, Titanozilla2023
My Custom Superspecies and Titans
Ales messoremus
The Netherwing is a superspecies that is around 5 feet in length and 3 feet tall upon hatching, with wingspans averaging around 10 feet. However, there have been a handful of reports detailing individuals reaching Titan-size, with wingspans rivaling those of even Rodan and Mothra. These beasts are known to inhabit the volcanic regions of the Hollow Earth, and have been sighted by Monarch in volcanic craters on the surface, with a small population found within El Nido del Demonio - Rodan's original volcano. They resemble winged dragons, with glowing red eyes and sharp talons. Most are dark brown to match their volcanic environment, though a handful of individuals have been sighted as blood red or even gold. Netherwings will gladly feed on any flesh they come across, and have been seen working in packs to take down their prey.
During the events of 2019, following Rodan's emergence, the young Netherwings living on Isla de Mara escaped the volcano and ventured into the town at its base, where a brief, bloody skirmish with G-Team forced them back. Within the confines of the Hollow Earth, they actively compete with Warbats over territory. The younger Netherwings have been known to crawl down their enemies' throats while they are asleep and lash at their insides while larger adults assault the unfortunate Warbat from the outside. Their scaly hide is impervious to firepower, though ancient paintings depict Nightwings being felled by a sword to the neck or chest, and curious troops have humorously discovered that they are repulsed by the smell of spray deodorant. Because of this, those entering volcanic regions within the Hollow Earth are encouraged to carry a katana and at least 5 cans of AXE body spray.
Perhaps their most disturbing feature is how they grow - whenever a Netherwing kills a living creature when it does not need to (meaning not to sustain itself), it grows in size. Monarch knows of this due to an attack by a Netherwing in 2007 at an outpost in Hawaii. When it was first sighted the beast was relatively small, around 15 feet long and 5 feet tall; when it was finally killed 2 hours later, it was nearly twice that size. Monarch cryptobiologists theorize that this is to allow for dominance in mating or establishing territory, though multiple large Netherwings of the same gender have been seen peacefully coexisting. Some theorize that the sudden growth is due to adrenaline and bloodlust encouraging the production of growth hormones; others claim that the Netherwing devours its victims' souls.
Titanus Hypnos
A beast hailing from the Grecian peninsula, Titanus Hypnos has been extremely hard to document due to its hypnotic abilities - he produces pheromones that induce drowsiness and fatigue in any creature, and bypasses the most effective of gas masks, preventing eyewitness accounts. The pheromones even have an influence on technology, causing cameras to malfunction and computers to crash until he passes, at which they return to normal. Monarch resorted to using satellite imagery to capture the first image of this Titan, and it revealed a rather peculiar creature.
A massive ursine beast around 60 meters tall when in a quadrupedal stance, Hypnos has layers of swirling black and white fur, which aids him in hypnotizing any creatures not influenced by its pheromones. He possesses a tapir-like nose, and paws and a tail similar to tigers, leading many to correlate the Titan with the Japanese yōkai Baku, the dream eater. When passing by a human settlement or groups of animals, Hypnos calmly observes them before moving on, displaying an interesting level of curiosity, similar to a child at the zoo. He is also attracted to light and bright objects, best displayed when Hypnos allegedly made off with a mountain temple's bell at sunrise, leaving the priests utterly perplexed as to how a 2-ton bell seemingly vanished into thin air.
Hypnos has an extremely wide range for a Titan, being tracked as far as Siberia. Not much is known about Hypnos's history, but it is known that he did not respond to Ghidorah's call to arms in 2019, nor Godzilla's subsequent call to rest. Curiously, Godzilla has not made any effort to convince Hypnos to submit or rest, perhaps due to the latter Titan's calm demeanor. Hypnos has made no effort to seek out sources of radiation, and no Titan has approached it, leading many of Monarch's top cryptozoologists and historians questioning Hypnos's place in the natural order, as well as any motives behind his sleepy, relaxed complexion.
Wikizilla's Hunger Games
Bloodbath
MechZilla74 stabs Titanozilla2023 with a tree branch.
Keeri'ijra finds a bag full of explosives.
Kong (B.E.A.S.T. Glove), The Giant, and Giant beavers of Southern Sri Lanka get into a fight. The Giant triumphantly kills them all.
Nightmare King Grimm finds a canteen full of water.
OaxiKaiju grabs a backpack and retreats.
Godrizza shoots an arrow into Evolved Godzilla's head.
Chibi Godzilla (Sprained Neck) and MrPenguin fight for a bag. MrPenguin gives up and retreats.
BaragonwaSaikoda, ThatOneKaijuFan, and Chibi Godzilla (Bumped Knee) work together to get as many supplies as possible.
Cohozilla retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.
Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes attacks HokMuto, but Minya protects him, killing Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes.
Gringill and Yonggary threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
Day 1
Nightmare King Grimm diverts BaragonwaSaikoda's attention and runs away.
Chibi Godzilla (Bumped Knee) convinces Cohozilla to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
Chibi Godzilla (Sprained Neck) makes a wooden spear.
ThatOneKaijuFan receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
OaxiKaiju diverts MrPenguin's attention and runs away.
HokMuto falls into a pit and dies.
The Giant, Keeri'ijra, and Minya hunt for other tributes.
Godrizza strangles MechZilla74 after engaging in a fist fight.
Night 1
OaxiKaiju, ThatOneKaijuFan, BaragonwaSaikoda, Godrizza, and The Giant sleep in shifts.
Nightmare King Grimm falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Chibi Godzilla (Bumped Knee) sets up camp for the night.
Keeri'ijra and Chibi Godzilla (Sprained Neck) run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
MrPenguin is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Minya is awoken by nightmares.
Day 2
The Giant receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
ThatOneKaijuFan accidentally steps on a landmine.
OaxiKaiju searches for a water source.
Chibi Godzilla (Bumped Knee) tends to Godrizza's wounds.
Minya travels to higher ground.
Chibi Godzilla (Sprained Neck) tries to spear fish with a trident.
Keeri'ijra sets BaragonwaSaikoda on fire with a molotov.
MrPenguin discovers a cave.
Night 2
MrPenguin and Chibi Godzilla (Sprained Neck) run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
The Giant repeatedly stabs Godrizza to death with sais.
Minya cries himself to sleep.
Keeri'ijra, OaxiKaiju, and Chibi Godzilla (Bumped Knee) get into a fight. Keeri'ijra triumphantly kills them both.
Feast
Keeri'ijra begs for MrPenguin to kill him. He refuses, keeping Keeri'ijra alive.
Chibi Godzilla (Sprained Neck) receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Minya and The Giant split up to search for resources.
Night 3
Keeri'ijra and MrPenguin huddle for warmth.
Minya is unable to convince The Giant to not kill him.
Chibi Godzilla (Sprained Neck) stays awake all night.
Feast
The Giant and Chibi Godzilla (Sprained Neck) decide to work together to get more supplies.
Keeri'ijra severely injures MrPenguin, but puts him out of his misery.
Day 4
Keeri'ijra stabs The Giant with a tree branch.
Chibi Godzilla (Sprained Neck) receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Night 4
Keeri'ijra kills Chibi Godzilla (Sprained Neck) with his own weapon.
Winner: Keeri'ijra!
Hunger Games Leaderboard
Note: Kaiju and other invited competitors added by players are not registered.
- Godrizza (2 wins)
- MechZilla74 (1 win)
- Keeri'ijra (1 win)
Cohozilla's Random Factoids
- You are more likely to be killed riding a donkey than in a plane crash.
- There is a region in the southwestern United States that has a community that speaks 16th-century Spanish.
- Godzilla has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but Kong doesn't.
- If the Sun was to explode, it would take those on Earth 8 minutes to realize it.
- Van Gogh's Starry Night was based on his view from an asylum.
- A banana is a berry, yet strawberries are not.
- The earth and stone excavated to build the Panama Canal was enough to construct a replica of the Great Wall of China from San Francisco to New York.
My Potentially Controversial Opinions
- I like Kaiju Universe. (I used to main T-Rodan and Ultima. Don't judge.) Also, if you were a role-player, I'm not sorry for what I did.
- I'm pro-MothZilla. Hear me out. As a couple I'm fine; the millisecond it gets fruity, hand me a double barrel shotgun. Also, it's just for the Monsterverse; any other era is cringe.
- I think the Monsterverse is cool. That's not saying it's better than every other era in every way, I just think it's neat.
Polls
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