User:Cohozilla
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Well, well. Such dedication to your work. I think you've earned yourself a break.
Now come here... SO I CAN BREAK YOU. |
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— Mr. Grizz (Splatoon 3) |
Heyo, everyone! I'm Cohozilla(コホジラ). Thanks for coming to my user page!
Background
My origin as a Godzilla fan actually has an interesting beginning (most of which is already detailed as a comment on the GODZILLA: Planet of the Monsters page), but it started with the summer of 2021. I was just sitting at home, with nothing to do, when my dad suggested an anime for me to watch. At the time, I was hesitant to enter any new fanbases, as I had heard about how toxic some are and I was perfectly fine being a Pokémon and Splatoon fan. However, after I watched the Netflix trilogy, I decided to look up what Godzilla was, and I was blown away by how much history and depth this franchise has. When I stumbled upon Singular Point on Netflix as well, I watched that too, and the rest is history.
I would end up stumbling across this site in the beginning of 2023, and I have been a semi-active contributor since.
I'm a dude, btw.
Name
For those who are wondering, my username stems from two creatures - Godzilla (obviously) and the Cohozuna, a King Salmonid from Splatoon 3.
Sandboxes
Proudest Contributions
- Fixed up the Japan page.
- Created the LIFE Godzilla and LIFE King Kong pages.
- Created the King Kong in popular culture page.
Favorite Kaiju & Designs
Organized by order of appearance.
Showa era
OG Goji
King Ghidorah
Manda
Zigra
Gigan
Jet Jaguar
Megalon
King Caesar
Heisei era
Biollante
SpaceGodzilla
Destoroyah
GTS Godzilla
Iris
Millennium era
GMKGoji
KiryuGoji
Kiryu
Manda
Gigan
Reiwa era
Godzilla Earth
"Void" Ghidorah (deal with it)
Jet Jaguar ß
Anguirus
Godzilla Ultima
Gyaos
Gamera
Zigra
Guiron
MinusGoji
Chibi Godzilla
Monsterverse
MUTO Prime (She's still canon!)
DougheGoji
King Ghidorah
Rodan
Camazotz
Tiamat (You will not be forgotten) 🫡
Mechagodzilla
RedSkyGoji
Shimo
Miscellaneous
Cohozuna
Baxcalibur
Kaiju No. 8
Merch I Own
Figures
S.H. Monsterarts King Ghidorah (2019) Special Color ver.
Funko Kong w/ Battle Axe
Funko Mechagodzilla
Funko Shimo
Funko Kong (Battle Pose ver.)
Super7 Wave 1 Rodan (Glow)
Hiya Toys Godzilla "Re-evolved Version"
S.H. Figurarts Kaiju No. 8
Jada Toys Metalfigs Godzilla
Books
Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters issue 1; signed by Matt Frank and Chris Mowry!
Miscellaneous
Folding screen from Godzilla Singular Point
Godzilla Minus One early screening poster
Kidrobot Phunny Godzilla plush
I also have a blue I Survived Godzilla shirt, but I'll upload it later.
Random Image Gallery
A milkshake incarnate. Americans doomed
Sorry, Titanozilla2023
Gotta love customizable usernames
Marie is best Squid Sister. Fight me
Live Mendel Craven Reaction
It was a dark day when Wikizilla had pop-up ads.
Custom pfp made by Godrizza draws
Custom pfp made by EatenByShark6837isCool
Behind the scenes
Wait until the powerscalers find out a child beat ShodaiGoji
Titano's been getting into some weird stuff lately... 😳
Fiffty-Four Nights at 'Zilla's
Battra with legs (Battregs?)
*metal pipe fx*
Welcome back, traitor
My Custom Superspecies and Titans
Ales messoremus (Netherwing)
The Netherwing is a superspecies that is around 5 feet in length and 3 feet tall upon hatching, with wingspans averaging around 10 feet. However, there have been a handful of reports detailing individuals reaching Titan-size, with wingspans rivaling those of even Rodan and Mothra. These beasts are known to inhabit the volcanic regions of the Hollow Earth, and have been sighted by Monarch in volcanic craters on the surface, with a small population found within El Nido del Demonio - Rodan's original volcano. They resemble wyverns, with glowing red eyes and sharp talons. Most are dark brown to match their volcanic environment, though a handful of individuals have been sighted as blood red or even gold. Netherwings are not picky eaters, gladly feeding on any flesh they come across, and have been seen working in packs to take down their prey.
During the events of 2019, following Rodan's emergence, the young Netherwings living on Isla de Mara escaped the volcano and ventured into the town at its base, where a brief, bloody skirmish with G-Team forced them back. Within the confines of the Hollow Earth, they actively compete with Warbats over territory. The younger Netherwings have been known to crawl down their enemies' throats while they are asleep and lash at their insides while larger adults assault the unfortunate Warbat from the outside. Their scaly hide is impervious to firepower, though ancient paintings depict Nightwings being felled by a sword to the neck or chest, and curious troops have humorously discovered that they are repulsed by the smell of spray deodorant. Because of this, those entering volcanic regions within the Hollow Earth are encouraged to carry a katana and at least 5 cans of AXE body spray.
Perhaps their most disturbing feature is how they grow - whenever a Netherwing kills a living creature to not sustain itself, it grows in size. Monarch first learned of this following an attack by a Netherwing in 2007 at an outpost in Hawaii. When it was first sighted the beast was relatively small, around 15 feet long and 5 feet tall; when it was finally killed 2 hours later, it was nearly twice that size. Monarch cryptobiologists theorize that this is to allow for dominance in mating or establishing territory, though multiple large Netherwings of the same gender have been seen peacefully coexisting. Some believe that the sudden growth is due to adrenaline and bloodlust encouraging the production of growth hormones; others claim that the Netherwing devours its victims' souls.
Despite their fearsome reputation, Netherwings are generally considered the peacemakers in the volcanic regions of the Hollow Earth in which they live. With the exception of the Isla de Mara population, Netherwings appear to be conscious of the impacts of their growth on their surroundings and the requirements needed to maintain a larger size. They have been seen banding together to kill rogue Netherwings that are on a killing streak, as well as any invasive organisms that threaten the natural balance in their territories. They have even been seen working alongside the Great Apes following the Skar King's fall, engaging in cooperative hunting and forming close bonds with those they work alongside. Once viewed as the demons of the Hollow Earth, they are now seen as its Grim Reapers - a necessary evil that serve as the preservers of peace among unorganized superspecies.
Titanus Hypnos
A beast first sighted in the Grecian peninsula, Titanus Hypnos has been extremely hard to document due to its hypnotic abilities - he produces pheromones that induce drowsiness and fatigue in any creature, and bypasses the most effective of gas masks, preventing eyewitness accounts. The pheromones even have an influence on technology, causing cameras to malfunction and computers to crash until he passes, at which they return to normal. Monarch resorted to using satellite imagery to capture the first image of this Titan, and it revealed a rather peculiar creature.
A massive ursine beast around 60 meters tall when in a quadrupedal stance, Hypnos has layers of swirling black and white fur, which aids him in hypnotizing any creatures not influenced by its pheromones. He possesses a tapir-like nose, and paws and a tail similar to tigers, leading many to correlate the Titan with the Japanese yōkai Baku, the dream eater. His claws have grown dull after centuries of being unused, leaving his thick fur and hypnotic pheromones as his only defense against other Titans. When passing by a human settlement or groups of animals, Hypnos calmly observes them before moving on, displaying an interesting level of curiosity, similar to a child at the zoo. He is also attracted to light and bright objects, best displayed when Hypnos allegedly made off with a mountain temple's bell at sunrise, leaving the priests utterly perplexed as to how a 2-ton bell seemingly vanished into thin air.
His domain reaches over the entirety of the Eurasian landmass. Not much is known about Hypnos's history, including his emergence point, but it is known that while he was awakened to Ghidorah's call to arms in 2019, he did not follow the order, nor did he comply with Godzilla's subsequent call to rest. Curiously, Godzilla has not made any effort to convince Hypnos to submit or rest, perhaps due to the latter Titan's calm demeanor. Hypnos has made no effort to seek out sources of radiation, and no Titan has approached it, which left many of Monarch's top cryptozoologists and historians in question on Hypnos's place in the natural order, as well as any motives behind his sleepy, relaxed complexion.
Recently, it has been theorized that Hypnos actually serves as an assisting Titan, as his pheromones appear to have effects on other Titans. Analyses of Hypnos's migratory routes reveal that he has a tendency to travel near the outposts of slumbering Titans. This seems to correlate with the fact that no Titans have reemerged from the Eurasian continent since Godzilla's call to rest. It appears that Hypnos fulfills Godzilla's role of watching over the Eastern Titans while the King of the Monsters deals with active threats around the world. Unfortunately for Scylla, Hypnos was in Siberia during the events of 2027.
Titanus Cipactli
While many Titans have left their mark on the world - Shimo beginning the Last Ice Age, Monster Zero's takeover of the Titans - Monarch has recently discovered a Titan whose origins may have been tied to one of the biggest extinction events in prehistory - the K-T Extinction, which wiped out the dinosaurs and made the massive 200 kilometer-wide Chicxulub crater on the Yucatan peninsula. While the original meteor was 6 miles (10 kilometers) wide, a fragment of the meteor located on the Mexican coast is far smaller - roughly 800 meters (2625 feet).
Through thermal imagery, Monarch scientists caught the first glimpse of what may be the first alien Titan since King Ghidorah. Inside the meteor, a beast larger than even Shimo slumbers, with a six-legged, crocodilian build and fishlike fins running down its side. Like Ghidorah and Tiamat before it, Cipactli possesses the ability to create its own storm system, this time by releasing vast quantities of superheated steam from its mouth. This rain is highly acidic, capable of drowning entire ecosystems in a burning deluge. Each of its webbed hands possesses its own oral cavity, aiding in grip during combat, which even lead to its stomach. This Titan, like the Skullcrawlers that plagued Skull Island, seemed to enjoy taking bites out of its opponents as it fought.
History has shown Cipactli to be an extremely aggressive Titan, being recorded to have fought alongside Titanus Camazotz against Titanus Quetzalcoatl and an unidentified mammalian Titan by the ancient Aztecs before the latter was ripped apart by Cipactli. It took the intervention of Godzilla to save Quetzalcoatl, drive off Camazotz, and convince the crocodilian Titan to stand down. In the modern age, deep in slumber, Cipactli appears to respond to Godzilla's movements - when Godzilla's patrol nears Mexico, its radiation signature sharply dips, as if it is avoiding detection - or perhaps a fight. During Godzilla's crusade into the Hollow Earth, it appeared as if the Titan would awaken and return to its destructive ways, though it went almost silent when Godzilla reemerged in Rio. Monarch prays that another Hollow Earth threat does not attract Godzilla's attention, lest Cipactli reemerge and threaten the world once more.
Wikizilla's Hunger Games
Bloodbath
Cohozilla scares Gamera & Godzilla away from the cornucopia.
Shockwave runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Godrizza, Jetjager, The Fool, and Williamaftonridinggodzilla form a suicide pact, killing themselves.
Dripnautilus grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Giant Robo breaks Goldar's nose for a basket of bread.
VaderForVa bashes JohnGojira's head against a rock several times.
Sir Pentious grabs a sword.
The Rani (Doctor Who) pushes BioRobot2002 off a cliff during a knife fight.
OaxiKaiju takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
FinalGoji finds Gumball hiding in the cornucopia and kills him.
Ebirahlobster grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Showa Fan sets El spigre on fire with a molotov.
Megatron (TF One) snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Superion (Transformers) accidentally steps on a landmine.
Keeri'ijra, BaragonwaSaikoda, and Titanozilla2023 start fighting, but BaragonwaSaikoda runs away as Keeri'ijra kills Titanozilla2023.
Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes pushes Godzilla Ultima off a cliff during a knife fight.
The Lone Ranger grabs a jar of fishing bait while ThatOneKaijuFan gets fishing gear.
MrPenguin, TheGojiboy, Raidenwashere, and Master Chief share everything they gathered before running.
MechZilla74 grabs a sword.
Day 1
Keeri'ijra makes a slingshot.
ThatOneKaijuFan fishes.
VaderForVa discovers a cave.
FinalGoji makes a slingshot.
MrPenguin is unable to convince Shockwave to not kill him.
Goldar, BaragonwaSaikoda, and Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes successfully ambush and kill Showa Fan, Gamera & Godzilla, and Megatron (TF One).
Cohozilla severely slices The Lone Ranger with a sword.
Sir Pentious discovers a river.
TheGojiboy, Raidenwashere, Ebirahlobster, and OaxiKaiju form a suicide pact, killing themselves.
Dripnautilus discovers a river.
MechZilla74 camouflages himself in the bushes.
Master Chief and The Rani (Doctor Who) work together for the day.
Giant Robo dies from a lightning strike.
Night 1
ThatOneKaijuFan passes out from exhaustion.
Sir Pentious stabs Goldar in the back with a trident.
The Rani (Doctor Who), MechZilla74, Cohozilla, and BaragonwaSaikoda sleep in shifts.
Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes and Shockwave talk about the tributes still alive.
Keeri'ijra stabs FinalGoji with a tree branch.
Master Chief thinks about winning.
Dripnautilus repeatedly stabs VaderForVa to death with sais.
25 cannon shots can be heard in the distance. 11 players remain.
Day 2
BaragonwaSaikoda and Cohozilla see smoke rising in the distance, but decide not to investigate.
MechZilla74 collects fruit from a tree.
Sir Pentious and Master Chief fight Dripnautilus and Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes. Sir Pentious and Master Chief survive.
The Rani (Doctor Who) stabs ThatOneKaijuFan with a tree branch.
Keeri'ijra kills Shockwave with his own weapon.
Night 2
BaragonwaSaikoda thinks about winning.
The Rani (Doctor Who) passes out from exhaustion.
Cohozilla tries to sing himself to sleep.
Master Chief and Keeri'ijra fight MechZilla74 and Sir Pentious. MechZilla74 and Sir Pentious survive.
6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance. 5 players remain.
Day 3
MechZilla74 attacks Sir Pentious, but he manages to slither away.
The Rani (Doctor Who) hunts for other tributes.
Cohozilla repeatedly stabs BaragonwaSaikoda to death with sais.
Night 3
Cohozilla quietly hums.
MechZilla74 starts a fire.
Sir Pentious destroys The Rani (Doctor Who)'s supplies while he is asleep.
A single cannon shot can be heard in the distance. 4 players remain.
Feast
MechZilla74 is unable to convince Sir Pentious to not kill him.
The Rani (Doctor Who) kills Cohozilla with a sickle.
Day 4
The Rani (Doctor Who) fishes.
Sir Pentious travels to higher ground.
Night 4
The Rani (Doctor Who) falls into a pit and dies.
Winner: Sir Pentious!
Hunger Games Archive
All past Hunger Games can be found here.
Round 1
Bloodbath
Baragon scares MrPenguin away from the cornucopia.
Titanozilla2023, Godrizza, and A strange, dead monster get into a fight. Titanozilla2023 triumphantly kills them both.
Gigan grabs a shovel.
Ultraman shoots a poisonous blow dart into Springtrap's neck, slowly killing him.
BaragonwaSaikoda throws a knife into ThatOneKaijuFan2011's chest.
Minilla finds Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes hiding in the cornucopia, but Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes kills him.
Cohozilla grabs a sword.
Day 1
Titanozilla2023 steals from Ultraman while he isn't looking.
MrPenguin shoots a poisonous blow dart into Cohozilla's neck, slowly killing him.
Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes forces Baragon to kill Gigan or BaragonwaSaikoda. he decides to kill BaragonwaSaikoda.
Night 1
Ultraman is awoken by nightmares.
Gigan falls into a pit and dies.
Baragon, Titanozilla2023, and Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes start fighting, but Titanozilla2023 runs away as Baragon kills Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes.
MrPenguin sets up camp for the night.
Day 2
Baragon strangles MrPenguin after engaging in a fist fight.
Ultraman kills Titanozilla2023 as he tries to run.
Night 2
Ultraman destroys Baragon's supplies while he is asleep.
Feast
Baragon destroys Ultraman's memoirs out of spite.
Day 3
Ultraman discovers a cave.
Baragon receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Night 3
Baragon and Ultraman run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Day 4
Ultraman sprains his ankle while running away from Baragon.
Night 4
Baragon convinces Ultraman to snuggle with him.
Day 5
Ultraman receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Baragon explores the arena.
Night 5
Baragon and Ultraman huddle for warmth.
Feast
Ultraman snaps Baragon's neck.
Winner: Ultraman!
Round 2
Bloodbath
Showa King Ghidorah grabs a jar of fishing bait while Gorgo gets fishing gear.
BaragonwaSaikoda grabs a jar of fishing bait while MechZilla74 gets fishing gear.
Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes grabs a backpack and retreats.
Titanozilla2023 takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
ThatOneKaijuFan stabs MrPenguin while his back is turned.
Godrizza sets an explosive off, killing Cohozilla.
Day 1
Gorgo tends to MechZilla74's wounds.
Godrizza discovers a river.
ThatOneKaijuFan dies from thirst.
Showa King Ghidorah begs for Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes to kill him. he refuses, keeping Showa King Ghidorah alive.
BaragonwaSaikoda scares Titanozilla2023 off.
Night 1
Titanozilla2023 passes out from exhaustion.
Gorgo and MechZilla74 sleep in shifts.
Godrizza tries to treat his infection.
BaragonwaSaikoda falls into a pit and dies.
Showa King Ghidorah and Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes talk about the tributes still alive.
Day 2
MechZilla74 throws a knife into Showa King Ghidorah's head.
Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes forces Gorgo to kill Titanozilla2023 or Godrizza. He decides to kill Titanozilla2023.
Night 2
Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes thinks about winning.
Godrizza attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
MechZilla74 climbs a tree to rest.
Gorgo cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
Feast
MechZilla74 repeatedly stabs Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes to death with sais.
Godrizza takes a staff leaning against the cornucopia.
Day 3
Godrizza injures himself.
MechZilla74 injures himself.
Night 3
MechZilla74 is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Godrizza accidentally steps on a landmine.
Winner: MechZilla74!
Round 3
Bloodbath
Titanozilla2023 takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Ghogo throws a knife into MrPenguin's chest.
MechZilla74 accidentally steps on a landmine.
??? grabs a sword.
Cohozilla takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.
Gogola snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
RandoGoji and Zilla Jr. work together to drown Parrot Frog.
Godrizza runs into the cornucopia and hides.
ThatOneKaijuFan takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.
BaragonwaSaikoda accidentally steps on a landmine.
Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.
Day 1
Godrizza sets Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes on fire with a molotov.
Ghogo and Titanozilla2023 fight Cohozilla and Zilla Jr. Cohozilla and Zilla Jr survive.
Gogola forces ??? to kill RandoGoji or ThatOneKaijuFan. It decides to kill ThatOneKaijuFan.
Night 1
??? quietly hums.
RandoGoji stabs Gogola with a tree branch.
Cohozilla sets Zilla Jr on fire with a molotov.
Godrizza starts a fire.
Day 2
Godrizza makes a wooden spear.
??? kills RandoGoji as he tries to run.
Cohozilla explores the arena.
Night 2
??? severely injures Cohozilla and leaves him to die.
Godrizza is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Feast
Godrizza stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.
??? cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
Winner: Godrizza!
Hunger Games Leaderboard
Note: Kaiju and other invited competitors added by players are not registered.
- Keeri'ijra (4 wins)
- Godrizza (2 wins)
- MrPenguin (2 wins)
- BaragonwaSaikoda (2 wins)
- MechZilla74 (1 win)
- Cohozilla (1 win)
- OaxiKaiju (1 win)
- BioRobot2002 (1 win)
- Titanozilla2023 (1 win)
Cohozilla's Random Factoids
- You are more likely to be killed riding a donkey than in a plane crash.
- There is a region in the southwestern United States that has a community that speaks 16th-century Spanish.
- Godzilla has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but Kong doesn't.
- If the Sun was to explode, it would take those on Earth 8 minutes to realize it.
- Van Gogh's Starry Night was based on his view from an asylum.
- A banana is a berry, yet strawberries are not.
- The earth and stone excavated to build the Panama Canal was enough to construct a replica of the Great Wall of China from San Francisco to New York.
My Potentially Controversial Opinions
- I used to like Kaiju Universe. Now, I see that it's gone to shit.
- Also, if you were a role-player, I'm not sorry for what I did.
- I'm pro-MothZilla. Hear me out. As a couple I'm fine; the millisecond it gets fruity, hand me a double barrel shotgun. Also, it's just for the Monsterverse; any other era is cringe.
Polls
Notes
- ↑ If you want to send me a friend request, shoot me a message through here.
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— Commander Tartar (Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion) |
