User:Cohozilla
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Well, well. Such dedication to your work. I think you've earned yourself a break.
Now come here... SO I CAN BREAK YOU. |
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— Mr. Grizz (Splatoon 3) |
Heyo, everyone! I'm Cohozilla(コホジラ). Thanks for coming to my user page!
Background
My origin as a Godzilla fan actually has an interesting beginning (most of which is already detailed as a comment on the GODZILLA: Planet of the Monsters page), but it started with the summer of 2020, when the COVID-19 pandemic hit. I was just sitting at home, with nothing to do, when my dad suggested this anime for me to watch. At the time, I was hesitant to enter any new fanbases, as I had heard about how toxic some are and I was perfectly fine being a Pokémon and Splatoon fan. However, after I watched the Netflix trilogy, I began to look up what Godzilla was, and boy, let me say that I was blown away by how much history and depth this franchise has. When I stumbled upon Singular Point the next summer, I watched that too, and the rest is history.
I would end up stumbling across this site in the beginning of 2023, and I have been a semi-active contributor since.
I'm a dude, btw.
Name
For those who are wondering, my username stems from two creatures - Godzilla (obviously) and the Cohozuna, a King Salmonid from Splatoon 3.
Sandboxes
Proudest Contributions
- Fixed up the Japan page.
- Created the LIFE Godzilla and LIFE King Kong pages.
Favorite Kaiju & Designs
Organized by order of appearance.
Showa era
OG Goji
King Ghidorah
Manda
Zigra
Gigan
Jet Jaguar
Megalon
King Caesar
Heisei era
Biollante
SpaceGodzilla
Destoroyah
Millennium era
KiryuGoji
Kiryu
Manda
Gigan
Reiwa era
Godzilla Earth
"Void" Ghidorah (deal with it)
Jet Jaguar ß
Anguirus
Godzilla Ultima
Gyaos
Gamera
Zigra
Guiron
Godzilla (Minus One)
Monsterverse
MUTO Prime (She's still canon!)
DougheGoji
King Ghidorah my beloved
Rodan
Camazotz
Tiamat (You will not be forgotten) 🫡
MechaGodzilla
RedSkyGoji
Shimo
Miscellaneous
Cohozuna
Merch I Own
Figures
S.H. Monsterarts King Ghidorah (2019) Special Color ver.
Funko Godzilla w/ Atomic breath
Funko Kong w/ Battle Axe
Funko Mechagodzilla
Funko Shimo
Funko Kong (Battle Pose ver.)
Super7 Godzilla '62
Books
Miscellaneous
Folding screen from Godzilla Singular Point
Godzilla Minus One early screening poster
Kidrobot Phunny Godzilla plush
Random Image Gallery
A milkshake incarnate. Americans doomed
Sorry, Titanozilla2023
Gotta love customizable usernames
I had to
Marie is best Squid Sister. Fight me
He knows what you did
Doug plushie
My Custom Superspecies and Titans
Ales messoremus (Netherwing)
The Netherwing is a superspecies that is around 5 feet in length and 3 feet tall upon hatching, with wingspans averaging around 10 feet. However, there have been a handful of reports detailing individuals reaching Titan-size, with wingspans rivaling those of even Rodan and Mothra. These beasts are known to inhabit the volcanic regions of the Hollow Earth, and have been sighted by Monarch in volcanic craters on the surface, with a small population found within El Nido del Demonio - Rodan's original volcano. They resemble winged dragons, with glowing red eyes and sharp talons. Most are dark brown to match their volcanic environment, though a handful of individuals have been sighted as blood red or even gold. Netherwings will gladly feed on any flesh they come across, and have been seen working in packs to take down their prey.
During the events of 2019, following Rodan's emergence, the young Netherwings living on Isla de Mara escaped the volcano and ventured into the town at its base, where a brief, bloody skirmish with G-Team forced them back. Within the confines of the Hollow Earth, they actively compete with Warbats over territory. The younger Netherwings have been known to crawl down their enemies' throats while they are asleep and lash at their insides while larger adults assault the unfortunate Warbat from the outside. Their scaly hide is impervious to firepower, though ancient paintings depict Nightwings being felled by a sword to the neck or chest, and curious troops have humorously discovered that they are repulsed by the smell of spray deodorant. Because of this, those entering volcanic regions within the Hollow Earth are encouraged to carry a katana and at least 5 cans of AXE body spray.
Perhaps their most disturbing feature is how they grow - whenever a Netherwing kills a living creature when it does not need to (meaning not to sustain itself), it grows in size. Monarch knows of this due to an attack by a Netherwing in 2007 at an outpost in Hawaii. When it was first sighted the beast was relatively small, around 15 feet long and 5 feet tall; when it was finally killed 2 hours later, it was nearly twice that size. Monarch cryptobiologists theorize that this is to allow for dominance in mating or establishing territory, though multiple large Netherwings of the same gender have been seen peacefully coexisting. Some theorize that the sudden growth is due to adrenaline and bloodlust encouraging the production of growth hormones; others claim that the Netherwing devours its victims' souls.
Titanus Hypnos
A beast hailing from the Grecian peninsula, Titanus Hypnos has been extremely hard to document due to its hypnotic abilities - he produces pheromones that induce drowsiness and fatigue in any creature, and bypasses the most effective of gas masks, preventing eyewitness accounts. The pheromones even have an influence on technology, causing cameras to malfunction and computers to crash until he passes, at which they return to normal. Monarch resorted to using satellite imagery to capture the first image of this Titan, and it revealed a rather peculiar creature.
A massive ursine beast around 60 meters tall when in a quadrupedal stance, Hypnos has layers of swirling black and white fur, which aids him in hypnotizing any creatures not influenced by its pheromones. He possesses a tapir-like nose, and paws and a tail similar to tigers, leading many to correlate the Titan with the Japanese yōkai Baku, the dream eater. When passing by a human settlement or groups of animals, Hypnos calmly observes them before moving on, displaying an interesting level of curiosity, similar to a child at the zoo. He is also attracted to light and bright objects, best displayed when Hypnos allegedly made off with a mountain temple's bell at sunrise, leaving the priests utterly perplexed as to how a 2-ton bell seemingly vanished into thin air.
His domain reaches over the entirety of the European mainland, being tracked as far as Siberia, and makes his home in the Grotte de Niaux in France, opening the mouth of the cave with every visit. Not much is known about Hypnos's history, but it is known that he did not respond to Ghidorah's call to arms in 2019, nor Godzilla's subsequent call to rest. Curiously, Godzilla has not made any effort to convince Hypnos to submit or rest, perhaps due to the latter Titan's calm demeanor. Hypnos has made no effort to seek out sources of radiation, and no Titan has approached it, leading many of Monarch's top cryptozoologists and historians questioning Hypnos's place in the natural order, as well as any motives behind his sleepy, relaxed complexion.
Wikizilla's Hunger Games
Bloodbath
Toadette runs into the cornucopia and hides.
Neo Hedorah and BaragonwaSaikoda fight for a bag. BaragonwaSaikoda strangles Neo Hedorah with the straps and runs.
MrPenguin finds a canteen full of water.
ThatOneKaijuFan, Super Mechagodzilla, and Callie work together to get as many supplies as possible.
Crystal/Enraged Guardian severely slices Titanozilla2023 with a sword.
Keeri'ijra and Pink Ultraman fight Evolved Godzilla and MechZilla74. Keeri'ijra and Pink Ultraman survive.
Toy Card Gabara, OaxiKaiju, and Cohozilla get into a fight. Cohozilla triumphantly kills them both.
Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes snatches a pair of sais.
Day 1
ThatOneKaijuFan dies from hypothermia.
Cohozilla sets an explosive off, killing Callie, Pink Ultraman, and Ultraman rides a dragon cuz yes.
BaragonwaSaikoda injures himself.
Crystal/Enraged Guardian begs for MrPenguin to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Crystal/Enraged Guardian.
Super Mechagodzilla poisons Toadette's drink. She drinks it and dies.
Keeri'ijra explores the arena.
Night 1
Super Mechagodzilla starts a fire.
Keeri'ijra throws a knife into Cohozilla's head.
BaragonwaSaikoda lets MrPenguin into his shelter.
Day 2
Keeri'ijra picks flowers.
Super Mechagodzilla steals from BaragonwaSaikoda while he isn't looking.
MrPenguin thinks about home.
Night 2
BaragonwaSaikoda severely injures MrPenguin, but puts him out of his misery.
Super Mechagodzilla loses sight of where he is.
Keeri'ijra looks at the night sky.
Feast
Keeri'ijra receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
BaragonwaSaikoda stabs Super Mechagodzilla with a tree branch.
Night 3
BaragonwaSaikoda attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Keeri'ijra screams for help.
Feast
BaragonwaSaikoda overpowers Keeri'ijra, killing him.
Winner: BaragonwaSaikoda!
Hunger Games Leaderboard
Note: Kaiju and other invited competitors added by players are not registered.
- Godrizza (2 wins)
- MechZilla74 (1 win)
- Keeri'ijra (1 win)
- BaragonwaSaikoda (1 win)
Cohozilla's Random Factoids
- You are more likely to be killed riding a donkey than in a plane crash.
- There is a region in the southwestern United States that has a community that speaks 16th-century Spanish.
- Godzilla has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but Kong doesn't.
- If the Sun was to explode, it would take those on Earth 8 minutes to realize it.
- Van Gogh's Starry Night was based on his view from an asylum.
- A banana is a berry, yet strawberries are not.
- The earth and stone excavated to build the Panama Canal was enough to construct a replica of the Great Wall of China from San Francisco to New York.
- The world of Splatoon started when, according to The Art of Splatoon, during a world war, some idiot decided it would be a good idea to nuke the South Pole. The melting ice caps, along with the subsequent shockwave, caused a sudden and dramatic rise in sea level, drowning the majority of humanity.
My Potentially Controversial Opinions
- I like Kaiju Universe. (I used to main T-Rodan and Ultima. Don't judge.) Also, if you were a role-player, I'm not sorry for what I did.
- I'm pro-MothZilla. Hear me out. As a couple I'm fine; the millisecond it gets fruity, hand me a double barrel shotgun. Also, it's just for the Monsterverse; any other era is cringe.
- I think the Monsterverse is cool. That's not saying it's better than every other era in every way, I just think it's neat.
Polls
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