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Titanozilla2023
The best Godzilla
The best Jurassic Park dinosaur
Alternate names none
Subtitle(s) he who lacks social skills
Class-
ification
idiot
Species shapeshifter
Height varies
Weight varies
Forms true form, human, Godzilla, Spinosaurus, "whatever Mothra Leo's weakness is" Titanozilla2023
Place(s) of emergence London
Controlled by me
Relations parents, other relatives, Godzilla species
Allies Godzilla, Anguirus, Gigan, Titanosaurus, Zilla, Black Hole Planet 3 Mechagodzilla, APEX Mechagodzilla, Chameleon, Methuselah, most Godzilla kaiju, any of Gamera's enemies, Deerclops, The Wall of Flesh, Skeletron Prime, Duke Fishron, Lunatic Cultist, my friends and relatives, my dog, most animals
Enemies Mechagodzilla City, Super Mechagodzilla, Godzilla 98, King Kong 1962, Dorats, Godzooky, Cokra, Gamera, The Crimson, King Slime, Turkor the Ungrateful, Thunderblight Ganon, mosquitos, flies, a significant amount of the human species, the dickheads who tried to mug me on 16.1.23, the dickhead who hacked into my family's various apps/devices, this one unbearably annoying kid in the year below me, Donald Trump, most conspiracy theorists, anyone who actively hates Godzilla, internet trolls, people who bully for fun, those who contribute towards the double-standard towards kaiju films, people who are just generally irritating, Haruo Sakaki
Played by me
First appearance Latest appearance
when I was born end of the universe
Roar(s)

I probably like Godzilla and monster films in general too much for my own good... but I don't care.

I also have autism which isn't something I like to tell people since it gets negative reactions but I feel more comfortable saying it here due to the anonymity and the fact people seem to less aggressive towards that kind of stuff on this website.

Disclaimer: Some of the stuff on this page was written a while ago and hasn't been updated yet.

Becoming a big monster fan

For as long as I can remember I've always been interested in animals, dinosaurs and monsters. I think I started to become interested in Godzilla in my last year of primary school as something that grew out of my interest in dinosaurs and monsters. I think it's around this time I created my first big monster project called The City Destroyers. Unimaginative title I know but I never ended up finishing it. If you're wondering what it was about: A character called the Time Master summons monsters to destroy humanity with each monster being allocated a certain country/city/area to destroy.

Eventually I started to gradually look up more stuff related to the Godzilla franchise and watched the 2014 film in my uncle's cinema room (well, it's a room with a sofa and a big TV so close enough). Around this time, King of the Monsters was released in cinemas which was great timing! The rest is history.

As a side note: I don't remember when I found Wikizilla but I remember it having the KOTM style so somewhere around 2019 to 2021. It was only in early 2023 that I actually made an account though.

Favourites

Godzilla films

Kaiju

Godzilla designs

Other films

  • Jurassic Park films (I hate the fandom though)

Video games

Miscellaneous

  • Colour: Blue
  • Food: Pancakes
  • Sport: I don't like sport.
  • Animal: Dogs
  • Dinosaur: One of the Spinosaurs, probably Baryonyx or Spinosaurus itself
  • Mythical creature: Maybe the Hydra? It's hard for me to choose.
  • Cryptid: Loch Ness Monster (I no longer think it's real though)
  • Minecraft mob: Probably the wolf
  • Star Trek character: Spock
  • The Legend of Zelda character: Master Kohga
  • Crash Bandicoot character: Ripper Roo
  • Dead Cells character: Probably the Beheaded itself or maybe the Giant

Ranking all the Godzilla films

Ranking incarnations of certain kaiju

King Ghidorah

1. Monsterverse KG - This is my favourite King Ghidorah due to his amazing design, evil personality and the fact I consider him to be the only one who's genuinely terrifying (KG is meant to be an alien dragon who destroys planets for fun after all).

2. Showa KG - Great design and an evil personality but he's not scary despite characters mentioning him destroying Venus simply because he could.

3. Heisei KG - A good design (but also an incredibly overused one) though sadly he lacks any type of personality or menace due to being under the control of the Futurians most of the time (Showa at least had one film where he wasn't under mind control). His origin story is also disappointing compared to most other KGs. Mecha KG is pretty cool though.

4. GMK KG - Good design but his personality as a good guy is extremely mediocre and doesn't fit King Ghidorah at all. He also spends most of his time getting absolutely destroyed by Godzilla even after getting powered up and has an origin story more suited to Rodan or some other flying kaiju.

5. Anime KG - A good concept but an absolutely terrible execution considering that he looks like three strands of spaghetti, barely engages in a fight scene and gets destroyed easily by Godzilla once Metphies gets his weird eye thing poked out. A pity really, KG could've worked well as an eldritch horror and he seemed to have a somewhat evil personality.

Notes: ROM3 KG isn't here since I haven't seen ROM3 but from what I've seen he'd probably be 3rd on the list if I included him.

Mechagodzilla

1. Showa MG - This is my favourite Mechagodzilla due to his awesome design, varied arsenal of weapons (I especially love the way he can shoot missiles out of nearly any part of his body) and evil "personality". He also appears alongside Titanosaurus so that's a pro.

2. Monsterverse MG - Another Mechagodzilla with a great design (the claws are original and allow him to more physically than any other MG so far), cool weapons and another evil "personality". He also appears in one of my favourite Godzilla films.

3. Kiryu - A good design, cool arsenal of weapons and the idea of Godzilla's skeleton being used for an MG improve this MG but he's very overrated and looks weird without the back units.

4. RPO MG - I haven't actually seen the scene with this MG but I have seen Wikizilla's kaiju profile so that's enough. Anyway: alright design and alright weapons make this Mechagodzilla nothing special but far from terrible.

5. Heisei MG - A bad Mechagodzilla due to his goofy design and use of beam-spamming which makes him plain boring. At least he appeared in his film (which isn't bad) which is more than can be said for the last MG on this list.

6. Anime MG - An indescribably awful incarnation which barely counts as a Mechagodzilla in my eyes. Terrible design with a Millennium Falcon-like head, unseen abilities which just seem plain stupid and a terrible execution of a somewhat interesting idea. Not to mention the fact that he doesn't even show up in his own film outside of being a bland city.

Notes: For more detail, I've also made comments for the pages of each individual Mechagodzilla (though that was a while ago so some of it may be a little outdated)

Abilities

Wikizilla Account

I have a Wikizilla account which allows me to edit Wikizilla and socialise with other kaiju fans.

Knowledge of Godzilla franchise

Having watched every Godzilla film and reading Wikizilla basically every day, I am more knowledgeable on the Godzilla franchise than anyone I know in the real world.

Weaknesses

As a human in the real world, I lack social skills. I have quite unusual interests which are mostly considered "uncool" (e.g. music and which video games I play) and am the only serious kaiju fan I know, putting me at a disadvantage in social situations.

Good music

Godzilla

Terraria

  • Boss 1, Boss 2, Boss 3, Deerclops, Plantera, Duke Fishron, Empress of Light, Golem/Lunatic Cultist, Moon Lord
  • Goblin Army, Old One's Army, Solar Eclipse, Pumpkin Moon, Frost Moon (best Christmas music ever!)
  • Corruption (I find it oddly relaxing), Day, Jungle, Ocean, Underground Desert

Others

  • Minecraft sounds (other than cave sounds, that shit creepy)
  • Angry Birds theme (Nostalgia to the MAX!)
  • All Hollow Knight boss themes - particularly False Knight, Nightmare King, Radiance
  • All Dead Cells boss themes - particularly Guardian's Haven, Keep Off The Flowers and (spoilers) Time For Your "Medicine"
  • All Undertale boss themes
  • All Deltarune boss themes

Hardest video game bosses I've ever beaten (I haven't played many hard video games)

  • Nightmare King Grimm from Hollow Knight
  • Thunderblight Ganon from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
  • Moon Lord (normal mode since I've never beaten him on a higher difficulty) from Terraria
  • Duke Fishron (expert mode) from Terraria

Most annoying video game enemy per game (in my opinion)

Disclaimer: I will not be including bosses in this section.

  • Godzilla: Monster of Monsters!: Horseshoes. If you've played this game, you know why. I'm not even sure what they're actually meant to be.
  • Minecraft: Skeletons. Unpopular opinion I know but getting spammed by these things from a distance annoys me way more than a creeper blowing up next to me.
  • Terraria: There's quite a bit of competition here. Spiked Ice Slimes/Spiked Jungle Slimes (only on expert and above), Giant Tortoises/Ice Tortoises, Herplings, Ichor Stickers, Wyverns, Ice Golems and Pirate Captains are all noteworthy. Clowns, Headless Horsemen and basically anything from the Lunar Events also deserve "honourable" mentions.
  • The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom: Lizalfos. They're not particularly strong and don't have too much health but they're fast, have tons of methods of attacking and often have pretty nasty weapons. They're also pretty much everywhere in some way, shape or form.
  • Hollow Knight: Again, quite a bit of competition so I'll mention a few enemies. Oomas, Sporgs, Belflies, Flukemungas, Stalking Devouts and Primal Aspids are all noteworthy.
  • Dead Cells: There's A LOT of competition here. Inquisitors, Protectors, Festering Zombies, Impalers, Catchers, Slashers, Maskers, Golems, Guardian Knights, Slammers, Ground Shakers, Gold Gorgers and Mimics are all noteworthy.

Explanations, observations and rants

Terraria boss explanations

I love Deerclops for some reason, I think its the design and music (in Terraria). The Wall of Flesh is a really cool boss with a unique fight (in Terraria at least). Skeletron Prime is the only boss in Terraria which can do the finger at you and I want to build it in real life (same with Mechagodzilla). As for Duke Fishron, well I've always loved sea monsters. I think the Lunatic Cultist is pretty cool and would make a good Halloween costume.

Ok, I don't really dislike King Slime, I just find him boring and too easy. I find the Crimson creepy and at times irritatingly difficult to keep under control. Turkor the Ungrateful deserves to be banished from every plane of existence. Lepus is fine though.

Other explanations

I don't actually hate Thunderblight Ganon, my problem is the difficulty of his battle: it is one of the most difficult and bullshit bosses I've ever fought and defeated (took me a lot of tries and at least two tutorials to even attempt the boss).

Observations

Am I the only one who thinks that Plantera from Terraria is really similar to Biollante? They both start out as rose/flower things and then evolve into plant beasts with mouths full of sharp teeth and they even both have vines with mouths? Just a thought.

If you changed the posture and removed the foot claw, in addition to some other small changes, the Jurassic Park Velociraptor design could make a good "lizard-man" design.

I'm surprised that a Loch Ness Monster vs. Bigfoot or a Loch Ness Monster vs. Yeti film has never been made, considering the fame of these cryptids.

Rants (there will probably be quite a bit of caps lock in these)

The Minecraft Fandom

TBA

The Jurassic Park Fandom

Okay. I have a few significant problems with this fandom and one of them is this... THE WAY THEY SPEND THEIR WHOLE TIME HATING ON NEARLY ENTRY IN THE FRANCHISE! As a person who likes every Jurassic Park/World film (yes, even Dominion), this really pisses me off as half the time their reasons for doing so are nonsense. Maybe me joining later than a lot of "OG fans" had an impact but I don't think so. Sure, the original is the best but the others are good too and don't deserve the shit they get from the fandom. Another thing: they have a weird habit of seeing anything that happens to be fanmade and saying bullshit like "this is so much better than the films!!!!" and "Colin Trevorrow should take notes!!", even when the fanmade product is absolute rubbish. Final thing: They seem to get really angry when the T. Rex doesn't oneshot every other dinosaur which is just really stupid. Rant over.

(Possibly) unpopular opinions

Kaiju related

I think All Monsters Attack is better than Godzilla vs. Megalon and Godzilla vs. Hedorah.

Godzilla vs. Kong is better than King Kong vs. Godzilla.

I don't like the Heisei Mechagodzilla. Its design is goofy, stupid-looking and unthreatening. It's a beam-spammer that can't actually fight and its most powerful weapon comes out of its belly button (some of you will think that's funny and fair enough but I just find it weird).

I don't really like Gamera. The design is kind of plain compared to Godzilla and the way he only seems to help children is a bit odd. I prefer Gamera's various enemies like Barugon, Guiron and Zigra over Gamera himself.

I think shipping kaiju is kind of weird.

I like the Monsterverse.

I prefer the Singular Point Jet Jaguar over the Showa Jet Jaguar.

Miscellaneous

The Destroyer is the hardest mech boss in Terraria and without the Daedalus Stormbow; is near impossible for me to defeat, especially on higher difficulties. I also think that Queen Slime and Golem are harder than the Twins, Skeletron Prime or Plantera for the point you are meant to fight them at.

The most annoying Minecraft mob is the skeleton.

Thunderblight Ganon is WAY harder than Queen Gibdo. I managed to defeat Queen Gibdo in only 4 tries because her attacks (and the gibdos in phase 2) aren't that hard to avoid and it's easy to put her in her vulnerable state using a bomb flower arrow (or the lightning you're supposed to use). Thunderblight Ganon on the other hand... killed me at least 30 times (felt like more and probably was more) due to the fact he's faster than anything in either game, can one or twoshot you, has a high amount of health and has a shield which has to broken before you can attempt to do melee damage to him.

Tactics is the worst Dead Cells class. It gives the least health and has the worst exclusive equipment. The only good thing in that class is the Great Owl of War.

I often really like animals which get a bad reputation or are hated e.g. sharks, vultures, snakes, spiders, bats, wolves, piranhas and hyenas. Mosquitos and flies can go to Hell and burn though.

I like all of the Jurassic Park/Jurassic World films.

Star Wars, Marvel and DC are all overrated franchises.

Pineapple is good on pizza.

I prefer video game and film music over "actual" music.

No generation is better than another generation. Gen Z are not better or worse than Millennials, Gen Alpha are not better or worse than Baby Boomers etc. Every generation has its idiots and Gen Z/Gen Alpha only appear worse because their idiots have a voice through social media in a way previous generations didn't (and Gen Alpha are children who shouldn't have access to the general internet in the first place).

Everyone is here - battles (wheel is still a work in progress and probably will be for a long time)

Example: Brain of Cthulhu vs. T. Rex (Jurassic Park)

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Quotes

I'll add some more quotes here at some point.
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— Me

Damn Godzilla. You're mistaken if you think your powers are a match for Mechagodzilla.
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Kuronuma, Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla

Godzilla and Biollante aren't monsters. It's the unscrupulous scientists who create them who are monsters.
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Genichiro Shiragami, Godzilla vs. Biollante

Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions.
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— Dr. Alan Grant, Jurassic Park III

You feel an evil presence watching you...
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— Eye of Cthulhu naturally spawning, Terraria

Impending doom approaches...
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— Moon Lord spawning, Terraria

i'm sans. sans the skeleton.
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— Sans, Undertale

I CAN DO ANYTHING!!
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— Jevil, Deltarune Chapter 1

To my people, I am a hero...

... to you?

I'M THE BAD GUY!!!
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— King, Deltarune Chapter 1

AND THIS IS HOW YOU [Repay] ME!? TREATING ME LIKE [DLC]!?
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— Spamton NEO (Snowgrave Route), Deltarune Chapter 2

My King... You... ARE AN INCORRIGIBLE ASS!
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— The Giant, Dead Cells

Mold everywhere... Spores floating in the fetid air... A perfectly welcoming ecosystem.
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— Narration for Ancient Sewers, Dead Cells

It was a lovely village in the old days. Before everything there was intent on devouring you.
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— Narration for Stilt Village, Dead Cells

Gallery

General

An evolution of my Wikizilla profile pictures

TBA

My sandboxes

My social media

I don't do social media.

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