Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) credits
The following is a transcript of the opening credits of Godzilla vs. Kong. Redacted sections can be read by highlighting them or by viewing the alternate tab.
WARNER BROS. PICTURES AND LEGENDARY PICTURES PRESENT
EVIDENCE OF AN ENDURING BATTLE BETWEEN MONSTERS
DECADES OF RESEARCH INTO ANCIENT STORIES LEADS TO
A LEGENDARY PICTURES PRODUCTION
THE HISTORY OF TITAN WARS WILL BE EXPLORED IN
A FILM BY ADAM WINGARD
THAT SHEDS LIGHT ON PREVIOUSLY HIDDEN TRUTHS
ALEXANDER SKARSGÅRD NEEDS TO PROVE EXISTENCE OF
HOLLOW EARTH TO SALVAGE HIS TARNISHED REPUTATION
THE INCLUSION OF MILLIE BOBBY BROWN WILL AID
GREATLY IN THE QUEST
REBECCA HALL HAS DONE EXTENSIVE RESEARCH THAT
IS INDISPENSABLE TO THE MISSION.
UNTOLD SECRETS WILL BE EXPOSED BY BRIAN TYREE HENRY
AND FELLOW TRUTH-SEEKERS.
SHUN OGURI
THE CONNECTIONS BETWEEN HOLLOW EARTH AND
MONSTER SIGHTINGS HAS LONG ESTABLISHED.
COUNTLESS EXPLORERS HAVE ATTEMPTED TO PROVE THE CONNECTION
EIZA GONZÁLEZ AND MANY HAVE PERISHED.
JULIAN DENNISON
HOLLOW EARTH HAS BEEN RUMORED SINCE EARLIEST HISTORICAL RECORD.
THERE ARE SHADOWY FIGURES LANCE REDDICK WHO INVISIBLY
NAVIGATE THESE LIMINAL REALMS
WORKING IN CONCERT WITH KYLE CHANDLER THEY HOPE
TO BRING THE MONSTERS INTO THE LIGHT
THERE ARE MANY FACTORS INCLUDING ADVANCEMENTS IN TECHNOLOGY
AND DEMIÁN BICHIR
CITING WORKS OF ANCIENT ALIEN THEORISTS, HAKEEM KAE-KAZIM
HAS WORKED IN CONJUNCTION WITH KAYLEE HOTTLE TO ESTABLISH
A CONTROVERSIAL NARRATIVE
COMMONLY HELD BELIEFS ARE SUBJECT TO DOUBTS
CASTING BY SARAH HALLEY FINN, CSA
WHICH UNDERMINE PROGRESS
WORKING FROM SKELETAL REMAINS, COSTUME DESIGNER ANN FOLEY
FLESHES OUT RENDERINGS OF MONSTERS' APPEARANCE
VISUAL EFFECTS SUPERVISOR JOHN "DJ" DESJARDIN CREATES
SIMULACRA OF TITANS BASED ON EXISTING EVIDENCE
AN ATOMIC BLAST IS A VISUAL EFFECTS PRODUCER
THE LIKES OF WHICH TAMARA WATTS KENT HAD NEVER SEEN
THE EXPLOSIVE ENERGY DEMOLISHED STRUCTURES
WITH SOUND DESIGN AND RADIATION REACHED
AS FAR AS ERIK AADAHL AND THE LONE
FISHING BOAT OF ETHAN VAN DER RYN
THE MONSTER'S SOUNDS ARE COMPARED TO
MUSIC BY TOM HOLKENBORG
THE RECORD OF MONSTER CLASHES IS
EDITED BY JOSH SCHAEFFER, ACE TO REFLECT ONGOING BATTLES
THE MILITARY HAS INCREASED SPENDING TO SUPPORT
PRODUCTION DESIGNERS OWEN PATERSON
THOMAS S. HAMMOCK AS THEY GEAR UP
FOR INTENSIFIED BATTLES WITH MONSTERS
THE MOST DRAMATIC BATTLES WERE CAPTURED BY
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY BEN SERESIN, ASC, BSC
BUT MOST COMPELLING FOOTAGE WAS SUPPRESSED
INCREASED ACTIVITY NECESSITATES REBUILDING
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS JAY ASHENFELTER
AND HIS CO-HORT HERBERT W. GAINS DO THE WORK
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS DAN LIN
AND HIS ALLY ROY LEE CONTROL
INFORMATION THAT MAKES IT TO THE PUBLIC
KONG'S POWER FASCINATES AND INTRIGUES
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS YOSHIMITSU BANNO
AND KENJI OKUHIRA SO THEY STUDY HIS ANATOMY
IN DATA PRODUCED BY
THOMAS TULL
STUDIED BY JON JASHNI
BRIAN ROGERS IS ABLE
TO TRACK KONG'S PROGRESS
REPORTS OF MONSTER RAMPAGES
PRODUCED BY MARY PARENT, p.g.a.
ARE EXPURGATED BY ALEX GARCIA, p.g.a.
WITH ERIC McLEOD TO ALLAY PUBLIC FEARS
THE ABILITY TO TRACK MONSTERS IS
BASED ON THE CHARACTER "GODZILLA"
LEAVING A WAKE OF DESTRUCTION ACROSS PROPERTIES
OWNED AND CREATED BY TOHO CO., LTD.
EVIDENCE IS PLENTIFUL, BUT A COVER STORY BY AUTHORITIES SEEKS TO PROTECT
TERRY ROSSIO AND MICHAEL DOUGHERTY AND IMPLICATE
UNDERGROUND GROUPS & ZACH SHIELDS IN THE RECENT INCREASE IN TITAN ACTIVITY
REALITY IS STRANGER THAN ANYTHING IN A SCREENPLAY BY A RAVING LUNATIC,
AND MAKES ERIC PEARSON AND MAX BORENSTEIN SEEM CREDIBLE BY COMPARISON
DIRECTED BY ADAM WINGARD TO CEASE INVESTIGATIONS.
WARNER BROS. PICTURES AND LEGENDARY PICTURES PRESENT
EVIDENCE OF AN ENDURING BATTLE BETWEEN MONSTERS
DECADES OF RESEARCH INTO ANCIENT STORIES LEADS TO
A LEGENDARY PICTURES PRODUCTION
THE HISTORY OF TITAN WARS WILL BE EXPLORED IN
A FILM BY ADAM WINGARD
THAT SHEDS LIGHT ON PREVIOUSLY HIDDEN TRUTHS
ALEXANDER SKARSGÅRD NEEDS TO PROVE EXISTENCE OF
HOLLOW EARTH TO SALVAGE HIS TARNISHED REPUTATION
THE INCLUSION OF MILLIE BOBBY BROWN WILL AID
GREATLY IN THE QUEST
REBECCA HALL HAS DONE EXTENSIVE RESEARCH THAT
IS INDISPENSABLE TO THE MISSION.
UNTOLD SECRETS WILL BE EXPOSED BY BRIAN TYREE HENRY
AND FELLOW TRUTH-SEEKERS.
SHUN OGURI
THE CONNECTIONS BETWEEN HOLLOW EARTH AND
MONSTER SIGHTINGS HAS LONG ESTABLISHED.
COUNTLESS EXPLORERS HAVE ATTEMPTED TO PROVE THE CONNECTION
EIZA GONZÁLEZ AND MANY HAVE PERISHED.
JULIAN DENNISON
HOLLOW EARTH HAS BEEN RUMORED SINCE EARLIEST HISTORICAL RECORD.
THERE ARE SHADOWY FIGURES LANCE REDDICK WHO INVISIBLY
NAVIGATE THESE LIMINAL REALMS
WORKING IN CONCERT WITH KYLE CHANDLER THEY HOPE
TO BRING THE MONSTERS INTO THE LIGHT
THERE ARE MANY FACTORS INCLUDING ADVANCEMENTS IN TECHNOLOGY
AND DEMIÁN BICHIR
CITING WORKS OF ANCIENT ALIEN THEORISTS, HAKEEM KAE-KAZIM
HAS WORKED IN CONJUNCTION WITH KAYLEE HOTTLE TO ESTABLISH
A CONTROVERSIAL NARRATIVE
COMMONLY HELD BELIEFS ARE SUBJECT TO DOUBTS
CASTING BY SARAH HALLEY FINN, CSA
WHICH UNDERMINE PROGRESS
WORKING FROM SKELETAL REMAINS, COSTUME DESIGNER ANN FOLEY
FLESHES OUT RENDERINGS OF MONSTERS' APPEARANCE
VISUAL EFFECTS SUPERVISOR JOHN "DJ" DESJARDIN CREATES
SIMULACRA OF TITANS BASED ON EXISTING EVIDENCE
AN ATOMIC BLAST IS A VISUAL EFFECTS PRODUCER
THE LIKES OF WHICH TAMARA WATTS KENT HAD NEVER SEEN
THE EXPLOSIVE ENERGY DEMOLISHED STRUCTURES
WITH SOUND DESIGN AND RADIATION REACHED
AS FAR AS ERIK AADAHL AND THE LONE
FISHING BOAT OF ETHAN VAN DER RYN
THE MONSTER'S SOUNDS ARE COMPARED TO
MUSIC BY TOM HOLKENBORG
THE RECORD OF MONSTER CLASHES IS
EDITED BY JOSH SCHAEFFER, ACE TO REFLECT ONGOING BATTLES
THE MILITARY HAS INCREASED SPENDING TO SUPPORT
PRODUCTION DESIGNERS OWEN PATERSON
THOMAS S. HAMMOCK AS THEY GEAR UP
FOR INTENSIFIED BATTLES WITH MONSTERS
THE MOST DRAMATIC BATTLES WERE CAPTURED BY
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY BEN SERESIN, ASC, BSC
BUT MOST COMPELLING FOOTAGE WAS SUPPRESSED
INCREASED ACTIVITY NECESSITATES REBUILDING
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS JAY ASHENFELTER
AND HIS CO-HORT HERBERT W. GAINS DO THE WORK
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS DAN LIN
AND HIS ALLY ROY LEE CONTROL
INFORMATION THAT MAKES IT TO THE PUBLIC
KONG'S POWER FASCINATES AND INTRIGUES
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS YOSHIMITSU BANNO
AND KENJI OKUHIRA SO THEY STUDY HIS ANATOMY
IN DATA PRODUCED BY
THOMAS TULL
STUDIED BY JON JASHNI
BRIAN ROGERS IS ABLE
TO TRACK KONG'S PROGRESS
REPORTS OF MONSTER RAMPAGES
PRODUCED BY MARY PARENT, p.g.a.
ARE EXPURGATED BY ALEX GARCIA, p.g.a.
WITH ERIC McLEOD TO ALLAY PUBLIC FEARS
THE ABILITY TO TRACK MONSTERS IS
BASED ON THE CHARACTER "GODZILLA"
LEAVING A WAKE OF DESTRUCTION ACROSS PROPERTIES
OWNED AND CREATED BY TOHO CO., LTD.
EVIDENCE IS PLENTIFUL, BUT A COVER STORY BY AUTHORITIES SEEKS TO PROTECT
TERRY ROSSIO AND MICHAEL DOUGHERTY AND IMPLICATE
UNDERGROUND GROUPS & ZACH SHIELDS IN THE RECENT INCREASE IN TITAN ACTIVITY
REALITY IS STRANGER THAN ANYTHING IN A SCREENPLAY BY A RAVING LUNATIC,
AND MAKES ERIC PEARSON AND MAX BORENSTEIN SEEM CREDIBLE BY COMPARISON
DIRECTED BY ADAM WINGARD TO CEASE INVESTIGATIONS.
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